Robot E Lee stands ready opposite a disgusting internet troll

ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 23rd July, 2015 I had long believed “trolls” to be mere mythical creatures from storybooks, until a comrade related tales of his recent battle with an Internet Troll. I naturally offered my assistance, and after searching many a basement dungeon I eventually located the beast. It was smaller in stature than I expected, yet smellier and far more grotesque.