ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 21th May, 2015 After my recent discoveries regarding the iPhone, I felt it was my civic duty to warn several other iPhone users about the extreme design flaw inherent to the device. But inexplicably, their reaction was so vehemently hostile I was compelled to seek refuge from their vicious barrage of expletives and an accompanying bombardment of assorted ironic scarves and hats.