Robot E Lee’s Thoughts On Prime Time TV

Robot E Lee’s Thoughts On Prime Time TV

ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 28th May, 2015 I often hear people pontificating about both the brutality of law enforcement and how people should not judge each other. I find it ironic that almost every primetime show is either law enforcement brutalizing people or panels...
Robot E Lee Confronts iPhone Users

Robot E Lee Confronts iPhone Users

ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 21th May, 2015 After my recent discoveries regarding the iPhone, I felt it was my civic duty to warn several other iPhone users about the extreme design flaw inherent to the device. But inexplicably, their reaction was so vehemently hostile I...
Standardized Testing

Standardized Testing

ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 14th May, 2015 This week the weather was so magnificent I found that I spent the entire week outside and learned relatively little. I initially felt bad about this but I learned that due to standardized testing requirements, it’s quite common...
Fixing an iPhone bug

Fixing an iPhone bug

ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 7th May, 2015 In an effort to understand the values of this strange new world I have finally purchased my first “iPhone.” Its maker is a company celebrated for innovation, so I mistakenly assumed it would have some feature to...
In Baltimore

In Baltimore

ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 30th April, 2015 This week I learned that what is presented on television news and what actually happens can often be VASTLY different.
Coachella

Coachella

  ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 23th April, 2015 Last week I attended a festival called Coachella, where disenfranchised youths gather to experiment with chemicals and worship the amplified sound of machinery breaking. Due to the fact that I am due for a service I was...