by upright | Sep 11, 2015 | Robot E Lee |
ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 11th September, 2015 In an effort to take advantage of the “cold pressed juice” trend happening now in many luxury urban neighborhoods I have constructed a machine to extract the maximum amount from the fruit. I received many compliments on...
by upright | Aug 20, 2015 | Robot E Lee |
ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 20th August, 2015 Considering how advanced modern handheld technology has become, it seems strange to me that makers of these “smart phones” don’t equip them with proximity warning alerts to lessen the number of unintentional...
by upright | Aug 13, 2015 | Robot E Lee |
ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 13th August, 2015 I find it perplexing that the people of this modern era find it difficult to tell the difference between “news” and “entertainment.” Imagine my dismay to discover that presidents are now chosen based...
by upright | Aug 6, 2015 | Robot E Lee |
ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 6rd August, 2015 While visiting an upscale neighborhood I encountered a surprising number of Canadian Forestry Workers. The northern logging industry must have suffered some serious hardship of late, since these rugged, bearded folk all seem...
by upright | Jul 23, 2015 | Robot E Lee |
ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 23rd July, 2015 I had long believed “trolls” to be mere mythical creatures from storybooks, until a comrade related tales of his recent battle with an Internet Troll. I naturally offered my assistance, and after searching many a...
by upright | Jul 16, 2015 | Robot E Lee |
ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 16th July, 2015 Until recently I believed myself to be the only bipedal automaton in existence. Then I spent spent a mind-boggling afternoon attending an event called “Comic-Con” and discovered there are apparently countless...
