by upright | Jan 27, 2016 | Arts & Culture, Why Is This Millennial Sad? |
WHY IS THIS MILLENNIAL happy? Because the snow has finally reached the perfect consistency for his favorite winter activity… “Crushing the heads of his imaginary vanquished foes!”
by upright | Dec 17, 2015 | Arts & Culture, Why Is This Millennial Sad? |
Why is this Millennial sad? Because the IRS doesn’t agree with his assessment that his organic pickle cannery is providing an “invaluable service to the community” and should therefore be tax exempt.
by upright | Nov 26, 2015 | Arts & Culture, Why Is This Millennial Sad? |
Online sales of his “all toy piano cover album of Dark Side of the moon” haven’t been quite as robust as he anticipated.
by upright | Oct 8, 2015 | Arts & Culture, Why Is This Millennial Sad? |
WHY IS THIS MILLENNIAL SAD? He’s not sure if the old guy who just complimented his “Romney / Ryan” shirt knows he’s wearing it ironically
by upright | Sep 23, 2015 | Arts & Culture, Why Is This Millennial Sad? |
Why is this Millennial sad? His employer doesn’t accept “letting my new tattoo heal” as an excuse for not coming in to work.
by upright | Sep 8, 2015 | Arts & Culture, Why Is This Millennial Sad? |
WHY IS THIS MILLENNIAL SAD? She just found out that her first knitting project is not nearly as fun as browsing knitting projects on Pinterest.
