#24 That woman is coming up with the milk.

#24 That woman is coming up with the milk.

—I’m melting, he said, as the candle remarked when… But, hush! Not a word more on that subject! Kinch, wake up! Bread, butter, honey. Haines, come in. The grub is ready. Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts. Where’s the sugar? O, jay, there’s...
Fixing an iPhone bug

Fixing an iPhone bug

ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 7th May, 2015 In an effort to understand the values of this strange new world I have finally purchased my first “iPhone.” Its maker is a company celebrated for innovation, so I mistakenly assumed it would have some feature to...
Integrity Vs. Click Bait

Integrity Vs. Click Bait

Yesterday I began seeing references to several news articles citing a “study” that men’s beards contained some less-than-hygienic particulate. First of all— if you really want to know how unhygienic the things in your life are, read this, but...