by upright | Sep 11, 2015 | Robot E Lee |
ROBOT E LEE WAR JOURNAL: 11th September, 2015 In an effort to take advantage of the “cold pressed juice” trend happening now in many luxury urban neighborhoods I have constructed a machine to extract the maximum amount from the fruit. I received many compliments on...
by upright | Sep 10, 2015 | Arts & Culture |
It was during one of those recently-canceled art classes when I realized I could use my artistic talent to make a living. I’m just sad there may be a kid like me there, now, who won’t get a chance to have that revelation.
by upright | Sep 8, 2015 | Arts & Culture, Why Is This Millennial Sad? |
WHY IS THIS MILLENNIAL SAD? She just found out that her first knitting project is not nearly as fun as browsing knitting projects on Pinterest.
by upright | Sep 3, 2015 | Arts & Culture, Wasteland |
As I race through total darkness I find myself trying to estimate my speed. The sensation of movement roughly correlates to a similar velocity as that of the old above-ground trains, back before they all got shut down or blown up by the BOLO. It didn’t take many...
by upright | Sep 3, 2015 | Uncategorized |
